Oscars Discourse Revisited: The Snubbed and The Joker

“What do you get when you cross a dying television program designed to jerk off Hollywood and the desire to stay relevant? I’ll tell ya what you get.

Please listen to my radio show (among other things)

Whoops, I Still Haven’t Actually Done a Movie Review

Shit.

“Watchmen” Is Zack Snyder’s Best Film

Before blundering with Justice League, Snyder was onto something at one point.

Oh Shit, February’s Over. What’s Going on in March?

Those two missing days really fuck me up.

Obligatory Congratulations to Jordan Peele

Seriously my guy, good job.

Ben Shapiro Needs to Fuck Off for a Hot Minute

Or forever.  Yeah, forever.

MOVIES DON’T CAUSE SHOOTINGS

YOU STUPID FUCKS.  WHY DO I NEED TO TYPE THIS?

Let’s Settle Down Now. The “Solo: A Star Wars Story” Trailer Isn’t the End of the World

The new trailer for the next Star Wars film went viral the day after the Super Bowl, which should be obvious for a Star Wars film.  That’s right, we have a teaser and a full trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story.  Cool, right?

Apparently not.  That’s what the Internet says.

The Perfect Storm That Will Be “Ready Player One”

Ready Player One is hitting theaters this March, and I am deeply worried, confused and excited.